Here's my cuppa tea. Export/deport/exile him to a far-off place without internet connection or any communication acccess out or in. Isolate him from media exposure for the rest of his life. Let him live it out in wanton excess sexually, foodly, any wayly he wants. Just no more attention/press ever again. He slides into oblivion forever after. Who would like that too? Aren't you sick and tired of hearing about him and listening to him 24/7? Hasn't he gotten his pound of flesh from each of us? Must we continue to suffer him? Putting him in prison wouldn't work. Impeaching him wouldn't shut him up. We need something to silence him or protect us from having to listen to/see him. SIGH. A fantasy. But a really nice one! :)